All the Small Plates
THE
SET LIST
World tapas. Designed to share. Order 3–4 plates per person and keep going until someone calls time. Tell us about allergies before you order.
Track 01
Deez Nuts
Deez Nuts
Spiced mixed nuts, rosemary, sea salt. On the house while you settle in.
Track 02
I Write Starters Not Tragedies
Teenage Dirtbravas
Crispy smashed potatoes, house bravas sauce, garlic aioli
Don't Call Me Whitebait
Fried whitebait, seasoned flour, smoked paprika aioli, lemon
The Offspring Rolls
Crispy spring rolls, pork & ginger, sweet chilli dipping sauce
Dim Sum41
Steamed pork & prawn dumplings, ginger soy, chilli oil
Basket Queso
Crispy tortilla basket, three-cheese queso, pickled jalapeños
Audience of Naan
Warm naan bread, hummus, baba ganoush, harissa, za'atar oil
Hawthorn Bites
Buffalo cauliflower, panko crust, blue cheese dip, celery
Calamari: The Taste of (Squid) Ink
Fried calamari, squid ink aioli, lemon, flat leaf parsley
The Fat Lip
Chilli prawn toast, sesame crust, sweet sriracha — WARNING: contains crustaceans
Track 03
The Set
Fall of Troytilla
Traditional Spanish tortilla, caramelised onion, house aioli
It Must Really Suck to Be Four Year Prawn Right Now
Chilli & garlic king prawns, dry sherry, crusty bread
Misery Brisket
12-hour braised beef brisket, red wine jus, horseradish cream, crusty bread
Pierce the Veal
Pan-seared veal escalope, capers, lemon butter, sage, rocket
Parmageddon
Parma ham, burrata, heritage tomatoes, basil oil, grilled sourdough
Halloumi at Six
Grilled halloumi, pomegranate, mint, chilli honey, toasted pine nuts
Less than Hake
Pan-fried hake fillet, minted pea purée, brown butter, crispy capers
Fall Out Bok Choi
Wok-charred bok choi, oyster sauce, toasted sesame, crispy shallots
Dashboard Cornfessional
Elotes-style grilled corn, cotija, lime, ancho chilli, paprika aioli
Bleed American Cheese
Mac & cheese croquettes, chipotle aioli, pickled red onion
Manchego Overboard
Aged manchego, quince paste, toasted almonds, wildflower honey, crackers
My Friends Over Stew
Catalan beef & olive stew, smoked paprika, crusty bread
The Alkaline Tapas Trio
Any 3 plates from I Write Starters Not Tragedies — the best deal on the menu
Track 04
Encore
Simple Flan
Classic crème caramel, dark caramel, orange zest
Tirama-Siouxsie
House tiramisu, espresso-soaked ladyfingers, mascarpone, dark chocolate
Streetcarrot Cake
Warm carrot cake, cream cheese frosting, candied walnuts, ginger caramel
Calm Like a Flambé
Crêpes suzette, flambéed orange butter, vanilla ice cream
Churros (Don't Stop the Set)
Freshly fried churros, dark chocolate dipping sauce, sea salt
Track 05
The Rider
Four Beer Strong
Table deal: 4 craft beers or expertly sourced wines, your choice — because sharing is the whole point
Expertly Sourced Wines
Rotating selection of organic and biodynamic wines from independent producers. Ask your server for today's picks.
Craft Beer
Our pride and joy. Scottish and international craft on draught and bottle — constantly rotating, always banging.
Vermut
House vermouth, Barcelona-style: ice, olive, orange slice
Non-Alcoholic
Seedlip, house agua frescas, soft drinks, sparkling water
★ ★ ★ One Night Only ★ ★ ★
TONIGHT'S
BILLS
Sharing bundles · doors at hungry · last orders at full
Headliner · for two
The First Date
6 small plates + a bottle of house red, or a craft beer each.
Good for two people. Awkward silences not included.
Main support · for the table
All Killer, No Filler
8 small plates + dips + loaded fries / patatas.
Built for sharing. Built for finishing.
Late set · sweet finish
The Encore
Dessert board + 2 cocktails or beers.
The bit after the main event, where 'encore' actually makes sense.
Special guests · rotating
The B-Sides
Off-menu specials. Chef's picks, seasonal drops, occasional experiments.
Ask your server what's on the setlist tonight.
Prices on the night · ask your server · subject to change without notice
Allergies
Please tell us before ordering. We can adapt most dishes. Full allergen info available on request.
How to Order
Order as you go. Dishes come when they're ready. We recommend 3–4 per person but there are no rules.
Reservations
Walk-ins always welcome. Groups of 6+ should book. Get in touch →